12 definitions by j5

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blaze it up

to light up a mothafuckin blunt

Yo, nigga blaze it up!

by J5 April 10, 2004

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Like Woah

1. something good or adding emphasis
2. used as emphasis on another ones sentance "im amazed", "Wow"

1.This chineese food is like woah
2. Bob: Latino girls are hot
Steve: Like woah

by J5 November 05, 2002

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The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005

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calzones

calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)

" Just a minute, keep your chones on."

by J5 February 27, 2003

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hax0r to the max0r

to hax0r like woah

haxor to the maxor baby!

by J5 February 02, 2003

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orrgle

The sound that a llama makes.

Llama: ORRGLE!! BWARRR!! BLEATT!!

by J5 February 27, 2004

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jigglejolted

surprise coming out of upper-left field or outta nowhere

Wow, that chick is hot. She just jigglejolted my thermometer into a mercury overflow crisis.
or
Jigglejolted awake by a twist in his already shocking dream, Thomas tried catching his breath as he silently mouthed the words to “God Bless America” in the style of Michael Bolton.

#shock #unexpected surprise #curveball #epiphany #jiggle-jolted #jiggle jolted

by j5 May 29, 2013

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