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ice meme

The thought of global ape domination is indeed an ice meme. Wait, there's already an ape running a superpower...maybe we aren't too far from it after all! We're doomed!
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.
The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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pink moon

In ancient times, a pink moon was an omen of the apocalypse, a harbinger of doom.

The third and last album by Nick Drake, recorded in two two-hour midnight sessions in October of 1971. The album consisted only Nick Drake's guitar and vocals. This album is widely considered Nick Drake's best. Initially capturing a small amount of critical attention, it received more acclaim after his death and even more listeners since the VW commercial used the title track for the Cabrio in 2000.
Pink Moon is such a mellow and beautiful song. I let it lull me to sleep one night. It's sad and tragic to know such a talented musician died so young and at a stage in his life when things were looking brighter.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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I think so

A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."
Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.

Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.

Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?
by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006
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I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.
I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.
by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006
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ranker

smellier than

one who ranks
My feet are ranker than my ass.

My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.

Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
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