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When sex partners bring each other simultaneously to the brink of orgasm, then stopping or pausing the activity without crossing the climactic threshold. May be repeated as desired (or capable) to prolong enjoyment and/or build to soul-shaking crescend-O! .
Brian and I spent the whole afternoon double-edging, 'til he finally spurted when I was riding the rail, so I guess he lost ... or won. Both, I guess.

Me and Marti were double-edging in leaning-back reverse cowgirl, in her family room and never even heard her parents get home, just all of a sudden they were right there and we both popped, and Marti squirted and it hit her dad!
by insidiot May 29, 2019
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The effect of smoking a bowl of opium and cocaine. Frequently, opiated hashish is used in place of dried opium resin (lump or powdered), due to availability, and cocaine base is preferred over any of its salts. Free falling is much mellower than shooting a speedball.
Jules: (Speaking in slow motion:) Wwowww ... Duuude, I was free falling for, like, almost forever, until I totally went away and zoned out. Load another bowl of that shit.
Vincent: We didn't finish the first one. You're such a lightweight, you'd have slept through Amsterdam!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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When a girl straddles her male partner and rubs her pussy on and along the underside of his erect penis, without actual vaginal penetration. May be an adjunct (foreplay, playful coital interlude, serious clit mashing) or alternative to coitus.
Kimmie wants to keep her hymen, but she loves 69ing, anal, and riding the rail.

I love Tina double-edging us by riding the rail, so we supplode together when she finally shoves it in.
by insidiot May 26, 2019
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Wayne: Countach! Chikiki at two o'clock.
Garth: I'm gonna go chat 'er up!
Wayne: I'll save your seat.
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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Classified ad: WTTF - a mating pair of Pygmy Macaroni Penguins. Your choice of my little brother, big sister, or my dad's 1982 Datsun.
by insidiot October 26, 2018
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Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 28, 2018
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A regional Italian slang expression, nearly inoffensive, of awe, admiration, surprise, and/or appreciation, often uttered upon seeing a spectacularly gorgeous feminalien.
Pal: Holy minced wombat! Lookit that hot chikiki that just walked in!
Buddy: Countach! I gotta git me some of that!
by insidiot October 26, 2018
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