non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 05, 2003

Pennicular

possessing the characteristics of a pen; pen-like.

"Wow, that pen you have sure is pennicular."

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

One of the many varieties of flying penguins found in Northern Stgebdun.

by IkeM October 20, 2003