democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

marriage

Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion

"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson

by IkeM October 07, 2003

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 02, 2003

Northern English slang. Short for 'Useless'.

"Don't buy that one- it's completely US"

by IkeM October 10, 2003

A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek

"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"

by IkeM October 11, 2003

adj. The quality or condition of being a moron; having a mental age of a ten year old.

"Dude, you're moving to the US? Now THAT's moronic."

by IkeM November 03, 2003