ikem's definitions

antiwar protestor

An 'antiwar protester' referred to by someone, usually a right-wing idiot, who can't spell.

by IkeM November 1, 2003

sublime

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

by IkeM October 9, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

Nerd

An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.

"Nerds are clearly superior to us in every way.. Let's worship them as our Gods"

by IkeM September 27, 2003

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003

GlassJAw

1) Jaw made of glass.

2) Extremely brilliant. Great. Erm, yes.

Me: "Glassjaw rules"

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Stlewbuf

One of the many varieties of flying penguins found in Northern Stgebdun.

by IkeM October 20, 2003