ikem's definitions

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

Everyone is Different

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

by IkeM October 9, 2003

Refused

Dead Swedish Socialist Hardcore/Metal/Punk band (You heard me) headed by Dennis Lyxzén.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

Stlewbuf

One of the many varieties of flying penguins found in Northern Stgebdun.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Iceland

An island country north or europe. Also a pretty crappy supermarket in the UK.

"I'm a bit thirsty.. I think I'll go to Iceland and buy a 2 litre bottle of Coke, drink a bit of it then hurl the rest at passers by"

by IkeM October 11, 2003

GlassJAw

1) Jaw made of glass.

2) Extremely brilliant. Great. Erm, yes.

Me: "Glassjaw rules"

by IkeM October 20, 2003