ikem's definitions

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

Refused

Dead Swedish Socialist Hardcore/Metal/Punk band (You heard me) headed by Dennis Lyxzén.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003

Frogurt

Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?

by IkeM November 1, 2003

sublime

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

by IkeM October 9, 2003

£

Pounds Sterling. The currency used in Great Britain (the UK). better colour than the dollar, but it's got uglier pictures on it (some queen or something)

"Would you like a pound?"
"er... Sure"
*WHACK*

by IkeM October 11, 2003