ikem's definitions

Frogurt

Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?

by IkeM November 1, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

antiwar protestor

An 'antiwar protester' referred to by someone, usually a right-wing idiot, who can't spell.

by IkeM November 1, 2003

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

£

Pounds Sterling. The currency used in Great Britain (the UK). better colour than the dollar, but it's got uglier pictures on it (some queen or something)

"Would you like a pound?"
"er... Sure"
*WHACK*

by IkeM October 11, 2003

sublime

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

by IkeM October 9, 2003

television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003