ihatebuffering's definitions

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

prarie trash

A particular brand of hick that is specifically found in the midwest. They are a combination of a drughead and a typical redneck. They act, dress, hunt, drive trucks, chew, and are intolerant like rednecks, but also do more drugs and drink more like a drughead. They are doomed to live in shiity podunk towns in the rural midwest forever.

Tom: Ray hasn't showed up to school in like two weeks.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.

That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.

Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

running man

When a person is walking by, moves their fingers to simulate a person walking (as if your entire hand was a person and your pointer and middle finger are the legs), and rudely shoves it into the unsuspecting ass of a passerby.

I'm getting sued by my boss because i gave her the running man at work.

by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011

anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011