ihatebuffering's definitions

IHMGS

I Hate My Girlfriend Syndrome. Suffered by thousands of men around the world who are trapped in relationships with annoying, bitchy, and/or clingy girlfriends. Awareness for IHMGS has been attempted to be raised by those who suffer from it, but their girlfriends made them go shopping with them.

Tom: My girlfriend has texted me fifteen times this past hour. I can't stand it.
Rick: Sounds like you got a case of IHMGS, buddy.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".

Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

vexing

The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.

Omg, the room is spinongo, i dont even remember vexing you

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

The Oyster

The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.

While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011