iam2eeyore's definitions

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

Knobster Bib

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.

Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."

by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009

mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 3, 2009

Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009