iam2eeyore's definitions

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 3, 2009

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009

Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

Fowl Strangulation

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010