iam2eeyore's definitions

Fowl Strangulation

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.

You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

Knobster Bib

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.

Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."

by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009

Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 3, 2009