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The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
Also used for a/an-
>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.
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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.
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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"
hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.
Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
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The unexpected side of Eminem.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
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Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.
A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.
Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.
He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.
He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.
He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.
He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.
Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.
A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.
Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.
He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.
He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.
He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.
He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.
Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"
Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"
Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"
Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"
Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"
Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
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