iHEARTShiaLaBeouf's definitions
high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
Get the evil jock concubinemug. A Eurodance group from Germany that gained spots on the charts for releasing songs that are as awesome as f**k.
Also, one of the few artists that produce music videos shot in clubs by people old enough to be in clubs.
'Evacuate the dance floor', 'Everytime we touch' & 'Pyromania' are examples of musical medicine to cure ears from the trash that this decade has to offer.
Also, one of the few artists that produce music videos shot in clubs by people old enough to be in clubs.
'Evacuate the dance floor', 'Everytime we touch' & 'Pyromania' are examples of musical medicine to cure ears from the trash that this decade has to offer.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf May 23, 2011
Get the Cascadamug. The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Matt Damonmug. Eminem is famaxing
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
Get the Famaxingmug. Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones
The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'
The cause for idols becoming enemies
Something demeaning
The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'
The cause for idols becoming enemies
Something demeaning
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Nose jobmug. A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
The unexpected side of Eminem.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Donkey Kongmug. The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.
Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.
Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness
Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Girlmug.