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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Donkey Kong

A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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