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India

Imagine a country surrounded by BOTH landmasses AND water bodies, a terrain range of plateaus, mountains, valleys, beaches, cliffs, fertile plains and rapidly blossoming cityscapes. A country from where any of its 365/366 sunsets in a year are lens-worthy.with an inexpensive currency exchange rate. Imagine an ethnic diversity spread over 28 states and 7 union territories.

A country which does not just tolerate race and religion, but accounts for it. A country with the richest heritage and longest history. The most beautiful people.
A country with the most striking, imaginary, impossibly amazing art and architecture.

-POOF- Dream come true. There wasn't any need to imagine it,

India existed long before.

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I am Indian, and I am not afraid/ashamed to say so. Now, why would I be, considering my country is like, the most awesomest country in the whole wide world...?

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Synonym for awesome
Blue passports totally rock.
I have a blue passport

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"I bet that Pakistani hater on youtube who supports Britain would get totally owned if I told him/her that if not for the British, he would be living in a way better country by now"

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India is so India!!

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India has the largest democracy in the world

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by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Shia LaBeouf

A 23 year old kid,who has the perfect combination of a cute face,a hot body and a sexy atmosphere.<3

He's known for his lead roles in thrillers like Disturbia(Kale Brecht),Transformers 1 and 2(Sam Witwicky),and Eagle Eye(Jerry/Ethan Shaw).

He is an ex-disney star and starred in the Even Stevens movie,Tru Confessions,Hounded and The Christmas Path.

His characters are neurotic and he always looks 4 years younger than his actual age.

Often rumours of his hook-ups with co-stars are publicised,but in reality he's dated only a few women-
China Brezner and Carey Mulligan(confirmed).

He has a lot of crazy fans and is often compared to robert pattinson ,but that shouldn't be done because Shia is such a great actor in his own way,but he's also a tiny pervert and his movies are better than Robs',anyday.

Other than acting,he plays the drums and drinks arizona iced tea with ginseng and honey.He likes rap music and has directed a video for his favourite rapper,Cage called "i never knew you".

He's Jewish and he says the best day of his life was the day his Bar Mitzvah took place.

"Shia LaBeouf" means "praise GOD for beef"!!
Shia LaBeouf is the dream fantasy lover for any girl who likes curly dark hair and adorable kitty eyes.
I can't stop downloading Shia LaBeouf wallpapers.

me:*to a Shia picture* I love you I love you I love you so much,but you live halfway around the world and you're 9 years older than me!
by iHEARTshialabeouf December 26, 2009
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Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.
It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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