hugh jass's definitions
n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.
I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!
by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003

by Hugh Jass December 5, 2004

by Hugh Jass April 19, 2005

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.
Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.
The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.
The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"
"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash
by hugh jass September 24, 2003

Little dude who eventually grown to be just as tall as his friends that is obsessed with smoking cigars.
Weestacks is the shizznit.
by Hugh Jass April 25, 2005
