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12 definitions by high priest in the manner of melchezidek

1. describes a very smart person
2. A forehead wrinkle (aka worry line)caused by too much deep-thinking by the aforementioned very smart person
plural: brainies
definition 2: Check out all the brainies on that dude's forehead...talk about a prime candidate for a facelift!
almost any hip-hop or rap music video
Mystikal's new video was obviously shot in booty land.
Code word for an incompetent doctor or medical facility.
Her shitty boob-job was done "elsewhere".

(note: when uttering this word in the manner as described above, it is imperative that one always remember to use "air quotes").
1. An unusual form of summer squash
2. A clitoris
definition 2: Dolly loved nothing so much as the times she spent in the bathtub, tickling her chayote.
a gossip session
Gossip was taking the place of serious literary discussion in the book club; it was turning into a real cat chat.
An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.
Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?
A really f'd up hairstyle
You best put on a hat and cover up your dippity doo.