cat chat

Gossip was taking the place of serious literary discussion in the book club; it was turning into a real cat chat.
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elsewhere

Code word for an incompetent doctor or medical facility.
Her shitty boob-job was done "elsewhere".

(note: when uttering this word in the manner as described above, it is imperative that one always remember to use "air quotes").
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booty land

almost any hip-hop or rap music video
Mystikal's new video was obviously shot in booty land.
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tee hee hee

With his mushed, squatty appearance, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber certainly qualifies as a tee hee hee.
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chayote

1. An unusual form of summer squash
2. A clitoris
definition 2: Dolly loved nothing so much as the times she spent in the bathtub, tickling her chayote.
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thirty odd foot of grunt

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.
Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?
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