6 definitions by hiddenvalleyfaith

Rips for Tits

An expression that someone might say after you ask for a hit of whatever theyre smoking on. If someone says “Rips for Tits” to you, it means you can only have a hit if you do them some type of sexual favor or flash them.

Well-Intended Innocent Female: Can I hit your juul?
Guy that goes to Private School: You know the drill..rips for tits.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

Exclusive

Used between a few close friends in a social setting to refer to a juul, vape, or smoking device that only those two are using. It can be because you dont fw the other people there or becausethe pod/cart is almost out. Whatever the reason, the exclusive is something that will not be shared with the other people at the event. Usually the friends who are using it will call it “the exclusive” because they dont want to say “pass the juul” in front of a bunch of fiends.

Bro, I’m fiending right now. Gimme the exclusive.

I just copped a pack of mint pods! Dont tell anybody else though, its the exclusive for the night.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

Hippie Mode

When youre high and you start listening to Sublime and Dirtyheads. You may get the sudden urge to put on a drugrug or just to take all your clothes off entirely, go outside, and sing at the top of your lungs. Hippie Mode gives one a child-like sense of wonder, connection with nature, and a reassuring feeling that every little thing (as Bob Marley once said) is gonna be alright.

I just initated full hippie mode. Can you play What I Got by Sublime?

Friend 1: Bro, get on my vibe!
Friend 2: Youre in Hippie Mode, arent you?

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

Lights Out

Used by teens to indicate that it is safe to go home high or drunk when parents are sleeping, not home, or in bed with the lights out-meaning they will not be able to see if your eyes are red, glossy, or squinty, and they probably will not notice any cotton mouth or word slurring. If the lights are out and you have to talk to your parents, the conversation will also usually be brief and painless because theyre half asleep. parents high drunk redeyes eyedrops dryeyes cottonmouth homealone sleepover lightsout

Look into my parents window. Are the lights out? I might need some eyedrops.

Dude, I’m still hella fried. Hopefully the lights are out when I get home.

You guys wanna come over on Saturday? My parents are going out of town and the lights will be out all weekend!

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019

FTD

A phrase you can use when youre acknoledging anything that is simply “for the day”. It can be used to describe just about anything that is specific to that day or event, like a mood, outfit, expression, or something that you plan on buying, using, or sharing with friends.

Friend 1: I just wanna get some biddies over here tonight!

Friend 2: Same, thats my mood FTD

You guys wanna do a joint or a blunt for the day?

Girl, you look so cute! I’m loving the fit FTD.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019