5 definitions by hibbityjibbity

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

Poondemic

When coronavirus spreads via sexual transmission.

The president just declared travel restrictions due to this poondemic.

by hibbityjibbity March 12, 2020

Wikipenia

A web-based encyclopedia of penis-related information.

He has a chode.

What’s that?
Look it up in Wikipenia.

by hibbityjibbity February 7, 2021

Scrotebook

a notebook kept by a total dickhead

My manager had a meeting with me and the whole time he was writing in his scrotebook.

by hibbityjibbity March 7, 2020

2 Guys 1 Cup

A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.

Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.

by hibbityjibbity July 26, 2019