Buttdevastated

Beyond butthurt. So mad that it's devastating.

Did you see how buttdevastated the Cavaliers fans were when LeBron and the Heat came and destroyed them in their own stadium?

by Hi-Hat January 12, 2011

D-Whistle

Nickname for NBA player Dwyane Wade (aka D-Wade) because of the ridiculous amount of phantom foul calls he gets from the referees.

Oh look, D-Whistle led the NBA in free throw attempts yet again!

by Hi-Hat June 4, 2011

Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

Mopher

The act of being ones gopher and unwillingly participating in being a inside mole in the same act

Everything is ok I have a Mopher in play.

by Hi-hat December 15, 2013

Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.

Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!

by Hi-Hat June 9, 2011

Kobe!

What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*

by hi-hat October 15, 2010

iron shirt

A bulletproof vest.

"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth" - Max Romeo

by Hi-Hat March 8, 2011