12 definitions by hi-hat

Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.

Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!

by hi-hat May 16, 2011

iron shirt

A bulletproof vest.

"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth" - Max Romeo

by hi-hat February 22, 2011

Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by hi-hat February 10, 2011

Buttdevastated

Beyond butthurt. So mad that it's devastating.

Did you see how buttdevastated the Cavaliers fans were when LeBron and the Heat came and destroyed them in their own stadium?

by hi-hat January 12, 2011

Jewery

Jewish behavior

Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.

by hi-hat January 2, 2011

Mopher

The act of being ones gopher and unwillingly participating in being a inside mole in the same act

Everything is ok I have a Mopher in play.

by hi-hat December 7, 2013

D-Whistle

Nickname for NBA player Dwyane Wade (aka D-Wade) because of the ridiculous amount of phantom foul calls he gets from the referees.

Oh look, D-Whistle led the NBA in free throw attempts yet again!

by hi-hat May 11, 2011