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eye saliva (also known as crying) is the process of response to an emotional state, pain or a physical irritation of the eye. emotions that can lead to crying include sadness, anger, and even happiness. various forms of crying are known as sobbing, weeping, wailing, whimpering, bawling, and blubbering.
IM NOT CRYING! I JUST HAVE EYE SALIVA!
by hezdai November 16, 2020
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lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts
damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart
by hezdai November 16, 2020
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the fear of really hot sexy smart men
shi bruh, you finna make me act up - guess i have felixophobia
by hezdai November 15, 2020
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ghystoidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia is the fear of dumbasses and ugly people also similar to ishaanophobia. it's the irrational fear of people who are not smart also called as "dumbasses". Some people can get ghystoidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia from looking in the mirror. It's usually really rare to have this phobia - but it can happen'.
Hey, how the fuck do you spell "air"?
How in the fuck's name- shit, I think I just got ghystopidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia .
by hezdai November 15, 2020
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-Usually a frog
-Always gets pussy
-Minecraft GOD
-Really chill
-Has GIGANTIC pp
-Not sus
oh, no wonder you're so cool. you're name is felix
by hezdai November 17, 2020
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