heptune's definitions

pod-

A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.

That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

by heptune June 15, 2006

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

by Heptune May 15, 2005

slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

fly bomb

(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.

I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005