36 definitions by henry
In S&M it's a practice in which the slave behaves as a dog: i.e. wears a collar and leash, eats and drinks from a bowl, crawls around on all fours, spends time in a kennel, etc. Woof!
by henry March 11, 2005
by henry December 27, 2005
A peculier gentlemen who's view upon carpentry and knitting are almost orgasmic to an extent that a high pitch whistle scream can be heard in the distance. Stay away from this person at all costs. This individuals voice at most times is somewhat murmured typically due to the fact that this person has braces and a protein deficiency.
by henry November 21, 2004
A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.
"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"
by henry September 21, 2005
From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.
"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."
by henry June 17, 2006