headbaker's definitions
The act of trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid (limp) penis. General used for someone unable to perform the task.
by headbaker May 28, 2003
 Get the pushin' ropemug.
Get the pushin' ropemug. by headbaker April 2, 2003
 Get the slam piecemug.
Get the slam piecemug. A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on.  A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.
by headbaker May 28, 2003
 Get the soft-onmug.
Get the soft-onmug. 