hatred's definitions

Opel

A car manufactured for people who cannot afford more than a cardboard box.

"Did you see that Opel roll by?"
"Yeah, the homeless guy on the corner threw the can of change he was collecting at the driver."

by hatred January 18, 2004

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004

internet

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!

by hatred April 27, 2003

somebody

IQs cannot go into the negatives.

by hatred July 19, 2003

the zone

a group of evil people. they pretend they like you, but they really don't. beware...

oh no! it's the zone! noooooooo, they're coming to backstab me!! *falls on floor dead*

by Hatred November 12, 2004

Canuck

Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".

Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."

by hatred October 25, 2003

bahamut

A particularly virulent GameFAQs user, most well-known for his stringent posts calling for the destruction of religion and all who practice it. Holds a particularly Nero-like hatred for all things Christianity.

Religion does nothing but stand in the way of progress, therefore practitioners must be destroyed. Unscientific thought must be rooted out and destroyed for the betterment of mankind.

by hatred March 20, 2005