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4 definitions by hangus77

 
1.
The matting of poo and hair around the anus due to lack of proper wiping after a bowel movement.
Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!
by Hangus77 May 24, 2005
 
2.
1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 10, 2008
 
3.
One who creates or exudes some type of bowel movement from their body with alarming frequency. This bowel movent can be of the airy type or of the solid type with different textures or consistencies.
Jesus, you should have heard Andrew today after he ate that chili! He was a regular SHIT-SPAMMER.
by hangus77 February 28, 2008
 
4.
1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 17, 2008