shit-spammer 

One who creates or exudes some type of bowel movement from their body with alarming frequency. This bowel movent can be of the airy type or of the solid type with different textures or consistencies.

Jesus, you should have heard Andrew today after he ate that chili! He was a regular SHIT-SPAMMER.

shit-spammer by hangus77 February 28, 2008

slippery shit slide slammer 

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

slippery shit slide slammer by gillieman69 December 10, 2009