hammer's definitions

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.

'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'

by hammer November 9, 2006

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

by Hammer November 9, 2006