Definitions by hammer

yannons 

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

yannons by hammer November 9, 2006

highway head 

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

highway head by hammer November 9, 2006

bathing suit area 

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

bathing suit area by hammer November 9, 2006

nice t's 

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

nice t's by hammer November 9, 2006

Jello 

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

Jello by Hammer November 9, 2006

Wrinkled Grommet 

Another word for the "Stink Star" - your asshole!!

Get your wrinkled grommet out of my face.

Wrinkled Grommet by Hammer November 9, 2006

grip on the grain 

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

grip on the grain by Hammer November 9, 2006