hammer's definitions
when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.
"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."
by hammer November 9, 2006
Get the highway headmug. One that is so graceful, elegant, and spectacular while performing various types of dances, that every female claws and scraps at just the chance of being the himmel’s partner. A Himmel displays moves that are so superior no one has ever seen them before. Specialties include the following: fox trot, waltz, jitterbug/swing, and cha cha.
by Hammer November 9, 2006
Get the himmelmug. someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
by hammer September 17, 2002
Get the land monstermug. A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.
by HAMMER November 9, 2006
Get the Drunk Bitchmug. 
A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.
by Hammer November 9, 2006
Get the Colaricmug. You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
by hammer November 9, 2006
Get the Rugbymug.