hammer's definitions

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

himmel

One that is so graceful, elegant, and spectacular while performing various types of dances, that every female claws and scraps at just the chance of being the himmel’s partner. A Himmel displays moves that are so superior no one has ever seen them before. Specialties include the following: fox trot, waltz, jitterbug/swing, and cha cha.

"Owe I want to dance with him, he dancing so well, like a himmel" all the girls kept saying.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Run DMC

Fucken greatest rappers ever. In a class of there own when compared to 50 Cent, Eminem and thos other wannabe assholes.

Run DMC - The only good rap

by hammer November 17, 2003

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

by hammer November 17, 2003

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer November 9, 2006