hammer's definitions

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

grip on the grain

A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."

That's a grip on the grain of people.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Fanboy

Someone who makes something sound bad to make something else sound good.

Xbox graphics suck, Gamcube graphics are way better

by hammer November 9, 2006

himmel

An athletic, smart, smooth, handsome male

Boy that Brad Pitt is such a himmel!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

by hammer November 17, 2003

Jello

It is a variation of the greeting "Hello", used as an openeing to someone you are sexually interested in.

"Jello, what's your sign"

by Hammer November 9, 2006

yannons

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

by hammer November 9, 2006