ham cannon's definitions

banana skeleton

When things are going well, your bananas have no bones. When things don't go so well - banana skeletons. Origin: the term is derived from the philosophical teachings of Space Ghost's "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones"

Corey: Good practice tonigh
Will : Yeah - no bones.

alternately:

Corey: Tonight practice sucked asscock
Will: Yep, Banana skeletons all up in here.

by ham cannon January 27, 2004

chocolate mailbox

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle

He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.

by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003

cadbury eggs

Negro testicles.

He took one square in the cadbury eggs.

by ham cannon January 24, 2004

Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003

ROWYCO

Rock Out With Your Cock Out - to engage heartily in stimulating activities.

Frequently as a suggestion to others.

Note: May be unsuitable as an email signature!

Mike: I'm going to the Buckethead show.

Will: ROWYCO!

by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003

red

Album by King Crimson

My favorite song on Red is "Starless"

by ham cannon January 28, 2004