gus's definitions

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

spit game

What frat boys do while waiting for the rufies to kick in.

I spat some game, ya know, told her I could bench 275 and cried during Titanic.

I spat game to that bitch all night and then she freaked out when I touched her tits.

by Gus February 12, 2005

tilgin

An african american reference in every sense of the word.

i bet you frank has a tilgen sized penis

by Gus January 21, 2004

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.

I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.

by Gus March 12, 2005

lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

by Gus November 10, 2004

the Zigler

When you go down on a chick who is on the rag. Consequently you pull out piesces of uterin wall in your mouth then spit it out like orange juice pulp.

Julie was out of heavy flow tampons so I gave her a zigler as a substitute.

by Gus February 9, 2005

amphibian

the average freshie

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian

by gus July 9, 2003