gus's definitions

Inverse Metroid

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)

by Gus September 27, 2007

sot

An offensive term for one who drinks habitually, (drunkard).

That sot's passed out at nine for the fourth night in a row.

by gus December 26, 2004

amphibian

the average freshie

grosssssss did u see that thing?! wat an amphibian

by gus July 9, 2003

the Zigler

When you go down on a chick who is on the rag. Consequently you pull out piesces of uterin wall in your mouth then spit it out like orange juice pulp.

Julie was out of heavy flow tampons so I gave her a zigler as a substitute.

by Gus February 9, 2005

chargar

Word used by upper-class twats when asking to borrow a device with which to restore power to a mobile phone.

"May ay hev a lend of your chargar?"

by Gus December 14, 2003

F+

Grade used for denoting marginal acceptability.

She gave me dome for almost an hour. I fell asleep twice, but at least she got the job done. I told her she got an F+.

by Gus March 17, 2005

Freshie

the alternative term for the amphibian species

" he's such a freshie."

by gus July 9, 2003