65 definitions by gunkglumb

proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q

1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.

by gunkglumb May 28, 2005

huh?

The most common expression used after you have just asked a girl out.

a: I love you. I want to go out with you. what do you say?
b: huh?

by gunkglumb June 5, 2005

snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by gunkglumb May 23, 2005

error

when something goes wrong
usually used with anything to do with computers
occors a lot on any microsoft based operating system
especially on a programming language invented by sun microsystems
particularly when you are on a deadline

you have got a redundant someshit error on line 24.

by gunkglumb May 24, 2005

Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by gunkglumb May 19, 2005

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by gunkglumb June 12, 2005

high funda

Used with respect to a person or a bunch of people to indicate a greater level of sphestication in them.

a: the hang out at that cofee shop every single day.
b: yeah, their crowd is pretty high funda.

by gunkglumb May 24, 2005