gronk's definitions

placenta

A tasty nutritous snack

Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?

by gronk December 7, 2004

alf

asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.

1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"

by gronk December 21, 2004

Kebabbing

The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.

Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off

by gronk August 14, 2008

c plater

Nickname for a Christian derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in Australia and other countries. See l-plates

1. Wow I had no idea Jack was a c plater!
2. Kate's really hot, and she's a C plater as well, thats awesome!

by gronk October 1, 2007

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.

Gronk

by gronk May 24, 2003

cheegro

developed in about the same time as rush hour was set. A cheegro is the child of a chinese man and a negro woman, generally displaying the traits of both cultures

1. Did you see that cheegro back there, man she was fly
2. Densel Ho, turn your system off while you eat your stir fry!

by gronk July 29, 2004

travis kuhn

Pimp ass nigga who will launder his money through local churches and community centres.

Woah is that Travis Kuhn in that Dodge Viper srt8??

by Gronk May 20, 2016