gronk's definitions

placenta

A tasty nutritous snack

Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?

by gronk December 7, 2004

travis kuhn

Pimp ass nigga who will launder his money through local churches and community centres.

Woah is that Travis Kuhn in that Dodge Viper srt8??

by Gronk May 20, 2016

Kebabbing

The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.

Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off

by gronk August 14, 2008

alf

asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.

1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"

by gronk December 21, 2004

cheegro

developed in about the same time as rush hour was set. A cheegro is the child of a chinese man and a negro woman, generally displaying the traits of both cultures

1. Did you see that cheegro back there, man she was fly
2. Densel Ho, turn your system off while you eat your stir fry!

by gronk July 29, 2004

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.

Gronk

by gronk May 24, 2003

disparity

The difference in one's appearance between their best and worst. Its often used to comment on a girl's looks after she dresses up, puts on make-up etc, versus her in her everyday state. Can also be used to comment on guys, alhough less common

1. Did you see hot how Kate was looking last night, she has so much disparity- shes normally average!
2. Lauren has no disparity, she always looks the same

by Gronk August 6, 2007