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1.
Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.
Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!
by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004
 
2.
aunt i'd like to fuck
look at that ailf over their
by brandon schwartz February 21, 2006
 
3.
Asian I'd like to fuck
Dude 1: Hey did you see those ailfs in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift?
Dude 2: Yes I jacked off in the theater to those ailfs. Damn I gotta get me some of that good stuff, yo.
by DickB November 05, 2006
 
4.
Alien I'd like to fuck
Oh my gosh, I was watching E.T last night, he's so hot, what an AILF!!!
by AILF LOVER! September 28, 2010
 
5.
ass id like to fuck comes from the word milf
wow shes got a "AILF"
by Josh February 11, 2005
 
6.
Ass i'd like to fist
walking into common room Salute: Fist beating heart

your a bit AILF

A word used by the new wave of sixth formers
by bob dylan May 06, 2005
 
7.
"Android I'd Like (to) Fuck"

An extremely attractive android that you'd like to have sexual relations with. Specifically dealing with Star Trek.
"OMG, look at Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation! Brent Spiner is such a cutie!!!"

"Hell yeah! I love Brent Spiner as Data. He's a hardcore AILF!!!!"
by Data_girl August 16, 2011