9 definitions by gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.
by gronk May 24, 2003
asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.
1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"
by gronk December 21, 2004
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