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9 definitions by gronk

 
8.
A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.
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by gronk May 24, 2003
 
9.
alf
asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.
1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"
by gronk December 21, 2004