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alf

asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.
1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"
by gronk December 21, 2004
mugGet the alfmug.

Kebabbing

The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.
Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off
by gronk August 14, 2008
mugGet the Kebabbingmug.

Player Cam

When one is at a party, or other social event you keep an eye on a person who is likely to make some key "plays"
Usually a guy who is hitting on a particular girl, but the inverse could also apply. Occasionally used for someone who is generally amusing at a social outing.

Derived from sports such as Rugby, Football, Basketball, where the camera tracks one particular player on the team, normally the play maker.
1. Ive got player cam on Flynn tonight, I know he's keen on her, lets see if he makes a move.

2. Tom: Hey Tim are you going to make a move on Kate tonight?
Tim: Yeah, but I've got player cam on Jack, it could be a bit of a dog fight I want to make sure I can suss out the competition.
by gronk April 4, 2009
mugGet the Player Cammug.

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.
Gronk
by gronk May 24, 2003
mugGet the gronkmug.

c plater

Nickname for a Christian derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in Australia and other countries. See l-plates
1. Wow I had no idea Jack was a c plater!
2. Kate's really hot, and she's a C plater as well, thats awesome!
by gronk October 1, 2007
mugGet the c platermug.

travis kuhn

Pimp ass nigga who will launder his money through local churches and community centres.
Woah is that Travis Kuhn in that Dodge Viper srt8??
by Gronk May 20, 2016
mugGet the travis kuhnmug.

placenta

A tasty nutritous snack
Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?
by gronk December 7, 2004
mugGet the placentamug.

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