Definitions by gregor_y
Snomie
(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.
Mugpuddle
That inevitable bit of water that collects in the indentation on the bottom of an upside-down coffee mug in the dishwasher. Mugpuddles are often contaminated with detergent residues or other unidentifiable bits.
Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
Textourettes
The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010
State Corker
The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake
"Why so late?"
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.
State Corker by gregor_y July 20, 2009