greg's definitions

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003

hot-wheela

one who drives a ghettoed out foreign car such as a nissan maxima or honda accord.

yo, check out dat hot-wheela with the g-fab rims and the heavy bass system

by greg January 11, 2004

dibs

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

by Greg September 30, 2003

rsx

slowest piece of shit ever to hit the road. Honda's biggest multi billion dollar mistake ever. Small companies tried to overcome this fact by producing line of turbos and after market performance parts in order to level the balance of shittyness. They were only to find that what would turn any normal car into a dream car, made the rsx even worse.

"Hows the new car?"
It broke down again, fucking $23,000 mistake!"

by Greg February 21, 2005

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004