greg's definitions

bitchcakes

affectionate insult

Oy! Bitchcakes!

by greg November 20, 2003

divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

dwaddy

Another form of dirty, also comes from durrty. Use as a greeting.

Wud up dwaddy?!!
aint nuttn' up dwaddy.

by Greg August 26, 2004

brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by Greg April 28, 2005

Boooah-shit

(See also: Bewwl-sheyut the redneck version.)
Drawn out version of the ever popular "bullshit". Used to express complete frustration and anger.

"Don't come up here talkin' all that boooah-shit."
(it helps to draw it out nice and slow and cock your neck and head a couple of times, finish it off with a long stare for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

bo-bique

it originally was my impression of the vietnamese languange, the word bo-bique, now, everything in life is bo-bique to me

already gave examples.

by Greg September 5, 2004