greg's definitions

corn

A term refering to a woman is so attractive, so utterly jaw-droppingly gorgeous, that if she asked you to you would gladly eat the corn out of her shit.

A: Dude, Janet Reno is CORN.

B: Dude. What the fuck.

by Greg August 12, 2003

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Troll Metal

Overly melodic 'extreme' metal. Characterized by strange band names, overly complex song titles, influence from classical music, and catchy choruses. Rhapsody, Bal-Saggoth, and Stormlord are all good examples of Troll Metal. See also Glory Metal.

Dude, this Troll Metal really sucks, but it's so catchy I can't stop listening to it.

by Greg September 28, 2003

Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

by Greg October 8, 2004

crackalacking

Smoking crack all night long..

Those guys were crackalacking all night long!

by Greg May 13, 2005

rx8

a car that pussies talk shit about can't even leave their name. oh yea! it's motor also won the Int'l engine of the year. don't think your shit did that?

by Greg September 15, 2003

moatin

A word to decribe a chick that that looks better than georgus, and 10x better than beautiful, with an ass better than J-Lo and Trina

Yo son, that bitch is moatin! You see that ass?

by Greg March 26, 2005