2 definitions by grasshiphopper

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.
My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!
by grasshiphopper July 6, 2015
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After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting
I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.
by grasshiphopper November 30, 2014
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