The act of systematically "liking" everything on a person's Facebook wall so that they have dozens of updates that are in reality only your "likes".
Harold: What's wrong, bro?
Dennis: I logged onto Facebook and I saw like 45 updates and I thought that a bunch of people had commented on my new album from my trip, but when I clicked on it, it was just Vince likebombing my wall.
Harold: Oh, what a douche.
Dennis: Dude, he even liked where my status said that my mom died.
A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.
Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"
Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"
A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.
Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.