gewehrwolf's definitions

Tacomatose

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

bureaurat

A gov't employee, who is not doing the public a service.

Big Brother is full of bureaurats and civil leaches.

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

Master Key

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Hanuramakwanzmas

An admixture of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanza and Christmas. Covers all the bases during the "holiday season".

In the spirit of political correctness, and diversity celebration, let's kill four birds with one stone... or dradle. Call it Hanuramakwanzmas.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

From the island

A lesbian, from the island of Lesbos.

She looks like she's from the island.

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

yo yo

A tape measure. Never go to Boeing Surplus Sales without one.

Measure twice, cut once. Be sure to keep your yo yo handy.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007