gavin's definitions

Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

by Gavin December 18, 2003

oujanikaboluckov

a russian man with 3 testicles

oh look its oujankiaboluckov he had an abnormality at birth

by Gavin July 11, 2006

ghost turd

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

by gavin March 17, 2004

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig

by gavin September 17, 2003

cuntsnaffle

To be close and intimate with a particularly "juicy" ladyhole.

I was just about to give her a jolly good cuntsnaffle, when in walked the butler!

by gavin April 26, 2005

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 2, 2004

queening

British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning

Man shes into kinky shit she likes S&M and queening

by Gavin May 22, 2004