34 definitions by gadget king

bogstopper

When constipated, there is an initial piece of turd that blocks the rest from coming out. Once out, it is easier to defecate.

Once the bogstopper was out, crapping was fun again.

by gadget king February 4, 2011

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by gadget king January 18, 2011

When you dip your cake in your coffee, some pieces float to the bottom and when swallowing, you get a mouthful of a mixture of coffee and cake.

Wow! That was a nice bit of coffake I had!

by gadget king February 15, 2011

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by gadget king November 17, 2011

A person that gives up on everything, even before trying or attempting to try.

Oh, I KNOW I cannot do this...it is too difficult. I am a quitloser

by gadget king January 14, 2011

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by gadget king January 19, 2011

After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.

A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.

by gadget king January 12, 2011