34 definitions by gadget king

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by gadget king January 19, 2011

nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

by gadget king January 18, 2011

Gadgetator

A person that buys ANY kind of gadget, even if it is not used at all, only for the sake of having it, because someone else has something similar. He then boasts extensively about it.

He is a gadgetator, because he bought a carving knife set, and he is a vegetarian.

Made from the words GADGET and AGITATOR.

by gadget king January 14, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by gadget king January 19, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by gadget king January 19, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by gadget king January 18, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by gadget king November 17, 2011