34 definitions by gadget king
| 1. | conclusionist | ||
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A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said. Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
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| 2. | ass grunt | ||
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A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
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| 3. | kiss my nuts | ||
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A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate". A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:
kiss my nuts, my friend! |
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| 4. | lavitate | ||
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The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.
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| 5. | sucking valve | ||
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a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential
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| 6. | hozone | ||
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Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up. Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
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| 7. | Noising | ||
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The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise. I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.
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