*via text message*
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback