So we saw Natasha last night- she was being so obnoxious that even that pussy-hound Rob didn't want anything to do with her. She totally thought she was gonna get some... instead, she had to gome home and rub one in.
Describes someone who uses text messages exclusively rather than just talking on the phone.
*via text message*
Julie: OMG I'm sooooo bummed :(
Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!
Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(
Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!