1) A conspiracy theorist convinced of his/her intellectual superiority and rightness about
Obama's birth on another planet,
star or galaxy far, far away and long, long ago--or anywhere as long as it's not in the U.S. (e.g., Kenya--or maybe Sirius, as in "Are you?? Really!??").
2) An ignoranus whose religion and entire life purpose just ended April
27, 2011 when the legitimate President of the United States, Barack Hussein
Obama, II, released his legitimate, long-form birth certificate issued in Hawaii--a non-news event ridiculously treated as news by the blithering, lemming media.
3) An inbred cousin of Patrick, the
retarded starfish on Spongebob Squarepants who said: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of just how
stupid they really are. (Droooooool)"
4) A stupidiot
moron sponging off the Idiocracy formerly known as the United States of America, and focusing attention on something unimportant and already verified, to distract from real problems for real people.
News media: So birthers--what are you gonna do now that
Obama's birth certificate is out and verifiable?
Birther 1: Hari kari!!!
Birther 2: Dunno. (drooooool)
Birther 3: Duh...I guess...
uh...mmm--hold it, I have to ask my OverLord what's the next thing to worry to death
like a rabid pit bull. Goin' ta get my meds now, before I start drooling...Oops--(droooooool)