22 definitions by fucwad

spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

dank buds

1.) sweet sweaty Philippina nipples
2.) small wads of toilet paper stuck to one's ass
3.) badd azz dope

1.) "Ima want to suck those dank buds a yours again, Conchita."
2.) "Feh. Ima lost ma bone when I saw Sue's dank buds."
3.) "Homes, gimme summa dat dank buds a yours for I shit on your haid."

by fucwad March 27, 2004

bust ass

A woman whose breast cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

Damn, wigga! Your woman's gotta bust ass. You best keep her off the beach.

by fucwad April 25, 2004

asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

by fucwad March 19, 2004

girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

by fucwad August 20, 2004

apathy club

1. see John Kerry's supporters
2. Boston Red Sox

1. Snap!! The apathy club gonna lose in November, Homeslice!
2. Pedro is the king of the apathy club.

by fucwad August 7, 2004