22 definitions by fucwad

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.
Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.
by fucwad March 28, 2004
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Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
by fucwad June 13, 2004
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indifference. normally caused by exhaustion, disgust, depression or a recent bout with excessive masturbation.
Lois: Bill, whaddya say I put the strap-on up your ass for old times sake?
Bill: meh.
by fucwad January 3, 2004
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Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.
We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.
by fucwad June 26, 2005
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A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."
My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!
by fucwad March 14, 2004
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I was jes bout to slip Shaneequa da bone when in walk da pie-nanni to licks ma grundle for herseff.
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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