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Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
mugGet the Wankerchiefmug.

up there

When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.
Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.

Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
by fubsish October 19, 2009
mugGet the up theremug.

Bike-Curious

A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.
Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.
by fubsish November 4, 2009
mugGet the Bike-Curiousmug.

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
mugGet the Talk with Jesusmug.

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
mugGet the five year planmug.

Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
mugGet the Spank the Hamstermug.

-_\\\

An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.
Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\

Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
by fubsish March 23, 2010
mugGet the -_\\\mug.

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