There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
When you eat a handful of laxitives, jack off, then run into the bathroom and shit your guts out, leaving you with this calming feeling of being totally emptied.
Jack: Hey, Jordan, guess what I did last night?
Jordan: What, Jack?
Jack: I pulled a Viceroy!!
Jordan: No! How was it?
Jack: Let's just say I was to lazy to get off the toilet!!
Text symbol for one hundred dollars. Used by those who think they're bangin'.
OVER FACEBOOK CHAT:::
Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
A chick who manipulates men for free stuff.
She will often go out on dates with guys she doesn't like just because she is hungry. She will also sleep with guys for a fur coat, or will try and get loads of cash off of men she dates.
Basically, a hooker with all the pretext and none of the fun.
Ryan: Man, Kinsey's such a MAN-ipulator.
Ben: How much did you blow on her last night?
Ryan: Including that fur coat? Three hundred dollars!
Ben: *shits himself*
Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.
Bobby: DAD! I JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN!!
One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
orynx1213: don't you care?
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A synonym for a purity ball.
Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.
If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Katie: Did you hear about Marie getting a purity ring?
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.