Definitions by fubsish

Shame Guard 

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.

I was grateful for the shame guard.

Shame Guard by fubsish July 20, 2010

Masturbation 

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

Masturbation by fubsish June 29, 2010

Diablo Spawn 

Diablo Spawn is the share ware version of Diablo, a 1997 computer game made by Blizzard, the makers of the Warcraft and Starcraft franchises. Blizzard also created World of Warcraft in 2005.

Basically, way back when LAN parties were cool and MMORPG's were still very early on in their evolution, one would install Diablo Spawn on their friends computers, then run an online play with them while using the ACTUAL Diablo to run the operation.

Diablo Spawn comes free with the Diablo CD, which you can find in the Diablo Battle Chest, for 30 bucks at Walmart. If you want a bit of late-1990's retro action, then buy it and play your troubles away.

Greg installed Diablo Spawn on Mike's, Jordan's, and Eric's computers, so he could play it as an MMORPG with his friends, without them having to buy the game separately.

Diablo Spawn by fubsish March 30, 2010

-_\\\ 

An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.

Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\

Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.

-_\\\ by fubsish March 23, 2010

Talk with Jesus 

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

Talk with Jesus by fubsish January 28, 2010

Case sensitive

A condition by which the person affected is always dropping cases, be it CD cases, photo frames, or really anything else that should not be dropped.

John dropped my fucking thirty dollar CD case! I just paid for that thing, and it's broken! That mofo is case sensitive.

Case sensitive by fubsish December 9, 2009

Bwaaaaaah! 

Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.

Bobby: DAD! I JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN!!
Hank: BWAAAAAAH!

Bwaaaaaah! by fubsish November 21, 2009