9 definitions by fred durst 2

Mountain Hoes

Hill-billy strippers.

Me and my homies are having a bunch Mountain Hoes over at the double-wide tonight. Wanna come hang out?

by fred durst 2 June 2, 2023

Gobzoon

Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.

The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!

by fred durst 2 December 6, 2022

The Horn

Slang for smelling salts. Originates from "Atomic Rhino Red Line" smelling salts branding.

"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly."

"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023

Feel The Horn

The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.

No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

Tsoon

An abbreviated version of the slur "titsoon".

I overheard someone in the gas station calling a black guy a "tsoon". I wonder what that could mean...

by fred durst 2 April 30, 2023