20 definitions by frank pubes
"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."
Mills and Boon
Mills and Boon
by frank pubes February 3, 2005
by frank pubes February 3, 2005
by frank pubes September 16, 2005
the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.
"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
by frank pubes December 31, 2005
by frank pubes February 3, 2005
by frank pubes December 30, 2005
by frank pubes December 31, 2005