Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation / drunkenness.
Damn, Frank came home all pissed up last night and passed out in his front yard. What an idiot.
Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.
Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.
Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.
The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.
"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."
Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
Common insult with obvious implications. The insult is meant not only to indicate someone who who is stupid and / or offensive, but also one who would do an act which would render their breath like someone else's butt.
Hey, butt breath! Move your car.