108 definitions by frank klaune

Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.
Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.
by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005
Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.
(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"
by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005
Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005
The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.
by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.
"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
Common insult with obvious implications. The insult is meant not only to indicate someone who who is stupid and / or offensive, but also one who would do an act which would render their breath like someone else's butt.
Hey, butt breath! Move your car.
by Frank Klaune January 23, 2005
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