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Aside from being the name of a biblical character, "blastus" is another term designating a type of fart. A very large amount of intestinal gas is expelled at considerable force. As the flattus is violently expelled through the anus, the high amplitude oscillation of the sphincter results in a great, explosive, low tone of frightful volume. The term may also be applied as a proper noun as necessary.
Grotee let loose (with a "blastus") and it shook the walls. That's why they call him Blastus.
blastus by Frank Klaune October 18, 2004
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A hit of weed off of a pipe or from a joint
Yo, have a little blastus off this pipe, son
blastus by Krang January 7, 2006

blastastic 

fantastic + blast = blastastic
"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"
blastastic by mikez December 6, 2006

blastissimo 

Very loud; even louder fortississmo
I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

Blastasaurus Rex 

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

Buzz Blasts 

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
Buzz Blasts by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.
Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004